Where's the cream!

So to say that I have been out of the 'blogosphere' for a while is a bit of an understatement, it's as if I have totally forgotten how to use a computer, and to be honest I did stop using them for a little while, I decided to live live outside in The real world! So what exciting things have happened what life changing moments... What ups and downs and ins and out have let their winding path to back here... Well far to many things have happened to explain in just one blog... So look fwd to hearing more from me soon! Just a little start as to where I am right now in life! After a whirlwind tornado of a year in 2011 from being married to single to almost losing my mother( don't worry she came back! She's not that easy to get rid of!) it was a year of decadence, soul searching and of course discovery! I discovered that Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! Red wine makes me far more romantic, Jaegermeister turns me into a rabid bitch and vodka martinis are a girls best friend! So welcome back the Tipsy Tart! I am Anna Torna Highmen and these are my stories!!!